Welcome to Britain’s dullest TV Station, “Paint Drying TV”.
Coming to you LIVE & EXCLUSIVE from Accrington, Lancashire…
Poundland is moving into the old M&S store on the Broadway. It’s a bigger store than our old one so we can bring the lovely folk in Accrington a wider range of things at amazing value – and, best of all, squeeze in our full PEP&CO fashion range for kids, women and men.
We can’t wait.
The refurbishment is underway so we thought we’d show you the paint drying. Live.
We will be on air until the store opens on Thursday morning. And for those that are already sick of the football, this could be the ultimate in calm TV before the excitement of our opening.
A highlight of the scheduled programming will be “Blue Peter” as our decorator, Peter, paints the wall Poundland teal blue.
And you’ll be able to watch it dry.